Hegel - Ummm... WHAT? help explain!!!?

To someone without a traveled soul, especially someone not familiar with languages and philology, Hegel must be compartmentalized into the too-easy brush off: "It's gibberish". A Peter M cannot possibly be different than most of the crybaby career university students who naturally absorb and are thus nourished by the meekness that oozes off the drab tradition that Popper typifies. And so with Popper one hears a meek squeak, compared to the bold explosion the traveled ear hears in Hegel. Certainly, with explosions there is danger (oh my, you've knocked my teacup onto the floor!). Only through the neurosis of the timid will the explosive language be translated into a dubious assertion - "It's gibberish." No thanks, I don't think I'll be your listless confederate and "conjure any sort of meaning".